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I found my owner... |
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My owner found me in the county animal shelter. I was able to fool him into thinking I was a cute cat. When I was released from "the pen" I was able to show my true colors, so to speak. |
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My personality is... |
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My personality? Pure evil. No one can stand being in the same room with me for more than 10 seconds. They get really uneasy, and often start mumbling things about "devil worship". |
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The most unusual thing I do... |
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I have the power to sit, and stare at people, and make them do the things that I want. Whether it's feeding me, letting me outside, or petting me, I have total power over my owner. |
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I'm unique because... |
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I am Satan Jr. I am a black cat, so naturally I am possessed. Bet you can't say that about your cat! |
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What makes me purr... |
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I purr when I know I have total control over those around me. Food is a pretty good stimulant, too! |
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My favorite place to sleep... |
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I sleep wherever I damn well please. I take particular pleasure in occupying my owner's spot on the sofa or chair as soon as it's vacated. I'm not about to let a warm spot go to waste. |
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To get my owner's attention, I sometimes... |
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I claw my owner's leg. That generally gets his attention. |
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My owner doesn't know... |
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Being Satan Jr., I think I can make good on that statement. |
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My owner pampers me by... |
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I get whatever food I want. I also get petted when I want. If I had opposable thumbs, I'd make sure that I could snap my fingers and make my owner jump. |
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My favorite toy... |
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If it's got catnip in it, it's my favorite toy. If it's a really expensive item that my ownber doesn't want broken -- it's mine..... |
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My owner doesn't understand why I... |
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He doesn't understand how I managed to escape from Hell. Actually, I'm just visiting.... |
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My favorite hiding place is... |
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Wherever he's not looking... |
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My favorite quote is... |
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"Who owns who?" |
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